Call it a retro editor review update, call it Mr. Yettipants (TM Gabe from Penny Arcade), but just don't call it late for dinner, because this is some good food. Where do I come UP with this nonsense?!
Anyway, let's get going. Retro wavy gravy editor Dancin' Homer decided to get his groove on and write some reviews of older games. In fact, he wrote two reviews for one game, albeit on different platforms (Genesis and NES). The game is Will Harvey's The Immortal, and these are Dancin' Homer's The Reviews in Sensei Phoenix's The Review Update. Note to all game designers: never put your name in the title of a game... unless you're Sid Meier, then you can do whatever you want (sweet, sweet Civ III!)
Ahem, in any case, this update finishes up with Home-boy's review of a personal favorite of mine, Konami's Snatcher for Sega CD. Actually, that's another game that could be known by its designer: Hideo Kojima's The Snatcher. Okay, sorry, done now. Follow the links to read the reviews.